The Unspoken

So I remembered a lot of things that I forgot to keep you informed about, as well as some other random crap that you should just know anyway.

1. The programme about the man with seven wives was shite. Super Saz agreed it was both depressing and boring. She and I have decided that we prefer the shows about freakish mutants with serious problems. Yes we laugh at their misfortunes, but it makes us feel better about ourselves so surely it's both healthy and beneficial. Next time, it'll have to be a man with seven heads before we're interested.

2. Rhubarb DOES scream. When it grows. At night. And you can see it if you go to Wakefield.

3. Peanut Kit Kat Chunky's are dynamic, despite the fact the peanut butter repeats on you all afternoon. They're no more dangerous than Eurest coleslaw, and they're tastier and cheaper frankly.

4. Monkeys CAN talk, they just don't do it when we're watching them.

5. Sometimes, people forget what it is they thought they had to tell everyone, and so spout random crap instead.

Oh, that would be me.