Well, we didn't go to IKEA, didn't get up early enough. Decided to visit a Tesco Extra instead. Bad idea. We must have picked the chaviest Tesco in the WORLD. I have never seen so much chavdom grouped together under one roof.
Highlights included:
A mother telling her child that "you can't have a frisby or I won't have enough money for cigs." Classy. It cost 47p FFS!!!
A father (possibly teenage but he looked about 40, no doubt because of his 'hard life', spent drinking White Lightening at the tax payers' expense) telling his son, "Behave, or we won't go to Greggs."
And my personal favourite, involving two chavettes in the clothing bit:
Chavette 1: "What d'you need an outfit for again?"
Chavette 2: "We're going out for our anniversary."
Chavette 1: "Oh aye, are you going anywhere nice?"
Chavette 2: "Pizza Hut."
Rock on Tommy.
I'm off to watch Murder, She Wrote.
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