Escalator of death

Can't let today end without mentioning the escalator of death. Some dude from IT, not a member of the Crowd, was in a shopping centre today, and whilst going up said escalator, somehow managed to get his sleeve caught in the mechanism. A funny noise was followed by a sleeve being completely removed from his arm! He's lucky he didn't lose a limb. But he then had to go buy a new shirt, and as he walked round the centre, the good people of Britain were kind enough to keep shouting "You've ripped your shirt" at him. Oh how we laughed. At his expense of course.