Look at me, two posts in one day, tis a miracle! Anyway, I had to post a note about the SHAME my sister has brought upon the family. Yesterday, whilst looking for a 'practical family car', she bought a BMW 318. SHAME ON YOU!!! Now, she's doomed to a lifetime of:
1. Never indicating EVER
2. Changing lanes too quickly, at the last minute, and ALWAYS in a dangerous manner
3. Parking about as good as if a legless donkey was driving the car
4. Speeding, at ALL times
5. Beeping to let someone know she's arrived at their house because she's too important to knock on the door or at least phone from the car
6. Always being on the phone, therefore driving one handed and causing the events outlined in points 1 to 4
AND, of course, she will now be subject to EVERYONE thinking she is a complete and utter WANKER, which I now kind of think she is. See, it's working all ready....
For the love of god, I hope she doesn't put the Biz in there!!! But it may already be too late.....
Why oh why oh why oh why etc......
3 comments:
Could've been worse - she could've bought a Merc!
It may already be too late for your sis ~ but try to save the little one.
Tim - You're right! or one of those funny Nissan convertible things. They're expensive and rubbish too.
Pawpads - I shall do my best. It's bad enough that she's ginger, without her having to bear the burden of having a BMW owning mother.
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