In Memorium

Jimmy Nail - May to June 2006

This post is dedicated to Jimmy Nail, who on Monday, 19th June, was cruelly murdered by an evil villain going by the name of 'Den Here'. Poor Jimmy was dismembered by this callous cretin, his body parts thrown into different bins, in different parts of the region. So far, only a section of his jaw has been recovered, the search continues for the rest of him.

Though his life was short, it was every bit as full as yours or mine. No matter what came his way, he always had a smile on his face, and he never complained about anything. He will be sadly missed, and leaves behind a widow, Lemon, a small tortoise from New Waltham, the capital city of Lincolnshire.

As of yet, no attempt has been made to arrest Mr Den Here, due to insufficient evidence. Even though he has since been seen repeatedly at the scene of the crime, and was found uttering what sounded like "Muh ha ha ha!" under his breath on the actual day, the police feel they haven't enough material to make an arrest. Let's hope something comes up soon, for all of our sakes.

Rest In Peace Jimmy Nail, we salute you.